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19 Of The Funniest Tweets Women Made This Month That Are Too Good Not To Share

Happy almost November! We’ve pulled together some of the funniest tweets by women from the month of October, so consider this your well-deserved dose of comedy — enjoy!

The jokes we’ve rounded up are from Bluesky, Threads, and X…noting that we can’t endorse the latter, but we are pleased to bring you the comical relief that can still be found on the platform, free of the surrounding chaos. PS: Be sure to give these funny women a follow!

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19 Of The Funniest Tweets Women Made This Month That Are Too Good Not To Share

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Job application humor: "RIP to my job application. Submitted 9:02 AM - Rejected 9:03 AM. Gone too soon" with dove emojis

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Tweet reposted by Alexis. Original tweet by Do It Lady reads, "As fuck lmao," in response to a tweet by Sathickums about enjoying slight turbulence on flights

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A tweet about someone's dad having Verizon call them in middle school to say they were using more data than Obama and needed to stop

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Tweet by roxy demento: "I am stoned and laying in bed reading and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head and I whispered 'no!'"

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Tweet by user "erika" stating: "i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good." 5.7M views, 68K likes, 336K retweets, 11K bookmarks

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Tweet by thejhasswilliams: Critiques therapists asking about family mental health history, humorously mentioning undiagnosed cases

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Tweet reads, "btw you're my 'I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone this but I’m telling you anyway' friend."

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A tweet by a user admiring how babies simply drop things when they no longer want to hold them

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Tweet by reese: "let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like 'wow i really like you'"

Related: People Are Sharing The Exact Moment They Knew “There’s Not Going To Be A Wedding,” And It’s So Freaking Juicy

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A tweet exchange with a joke about complex WiFi passwords, featuring an exaggerated password in response

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Social media post with text about using a secret as leverage in a humorous way

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A woman in a checkered shirt looks anxious or distressed while using a device, accompanied by text lamenting early darkness at 5:30 pm

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Post about difficulty sleeping before an early flight, describing frequent clock checks between brief naps

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Tweet about using men's pants as napkins, humorously misleading them into thinking it's something else

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Tweet about adult friendships and unexpected past revelations like marriage

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Tweet about the frustration of typing an email address on a TV

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Tweet by user @_chase____: "Obsessed with wedding culture. What do u mean a 3 year old is in charge of the rings."

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Tweet by Abby Heugel suggests a separate grocery store for experienced shoppers with spatial awareness

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