Best of the Babylon Bee: Miss Rachel apologizes for poorly timed ‘J is for jihad’ episode
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
At publishing time, Miss Rachel announced she was having on the newest leader of Hamas to talk about the color red for the blood of the infidels. READ MORE
“Hayes? Are we sure he was even a president?” Trump asked his aides. “Hayes. That sounds fake. Someone show me his Wikipedia page.” READ MORE
“Ugh, Republicans are taking over the 90210,” said one social elite shopping for a thousand-dollar handbag. “Well, I never!” READ MORE
We are incredibly proud of the fact that after just one day in operation, Lil’ Bees is taking care of four million children and serving seventy billion meals to starving kids every single day. READ MORE
