Best of the Babylon Bee: Ayatollah disappointed to learn 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise are all women
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
Following the disappointing news, the supreme leader reportedly locked himself in his quarters to drown his sorrows with a “Real Housewives” marathon on Bravo. READ MORE
According to airport officials, no one has ever seen a happier, more willing TSA agent than Clinton. “He was born for this,” said local man Roger McCabe. READ MORE
“It’s difficult to settle on any one correlation,” a reporter said. “We’ll do our best to connect the dots, but quite frankly, this one is likely to remain a mystery.” READ MORE
“This is just the beginning!” the Senate minority leader was heard shouting. “They want me to show an ID to enter Costco?! This is clearly a violation of my civil rights.” READ MORE
